16 Thieves: What Each of the 16 personalities Will Likely Steal From You

Possessions, ideas, trust, or hearts – what’s most at stake when you interact with each Myers-Briggs type? In this post, we’ll delve into the different Myers-Briggs types and explore what each is most likely to “steal” from you. Bear in mind, this is a light-hearted and speculative exploration of personality types, not a guide to predicting criminal behavior!

INFJ:

INFJs are most likely to steal your heart. With their warm and compassionate nature, they’re experts at winning people over. They may not take your possessions, but they’re definitely capable of stealing your affections.

ENFJ:

ENFJs are master manipulators, so it’s no surprise that they’re most likely to steal your trust. They’re skilled at reading people and knowing just what to say to get what they want. Be careful around ENFJs – they may be charming, but they’re also very cunning.

INFP:

INFPs are the type that’s most likely to steal your ideas. They’re always absorbing information and looking for inspiration, so they may unconsciously appropriate someone else’s ideas as their own. Protect your intellectual property around INFPs – they can’t help themselves!

ENFP:

ENFPs are known for being impulsive and spontaneous, so it’s no surprise that they’re the type most likely to shoplift. If an ENFP sees something they want, they’ll probably just take it without thinking twice. Be careful around ENFPs in stores – they may not be able to resist the temptation to swipe something that catches their eye.

INTJ:

INTJs are masterminds when it comes to thievery. They’re very strategic and calculating, so they tend to plan out their heists ahead of time. They’re also very good at getting what they want, so don’t be surprised if an INTJ tries to con you out of your hard-earned cash.

ENTJ:

ENTJs are the type that’s most likely to steal your time. They’re always on the go and they have a million things on their to-do list, so they’re not afraid to take shortcuts. If an ENTJ needs your help, they’ll probably just demand it without asking nicely.

INTP:

INTPs are the type that’s most likely to steal your information. They’re curious by nature and they love to collect data, so if you have something they want, they’ll stop at nothing to get their hands on it. Be careful around INTPs – they may seem harmless, but they’re actually quite sneaky.

ENTP:

ENTPs are the type that’s most likely to steal your attention. They’re always looking for new stimulation and they love being the center of attention, so if you’re talking to someone else, an ENTP will probably try to butt in. Be patient with ENTPs – they may be annoying, but they’re just trying to get your attention.

ESTP:

ESTPs are the type that’s most likely to steal your money. Either through the power of persuasion and salesmanship, or strong-armed robbery, they are very capable of fleecing you and transferring money from your pockets to theirs. Be careful around ESTPs – they may seem friendly, but they’re actually quite manipulative.

ISTP:

ISTPs are the type that’s most likely to steal your stuff. They’re very independent and they like to live on the wild side, so if they see something they want, they’ll probably just take it without asking. They might downplay it as just “borrowing” but afterwards they never bother to return it and you have to hound them for it like a repo man.

ESTJ:

ESTJs are the type that’s most likely to steal your resources. They’re very ambitious and they always want to be in control, so if they see an opportunity to get their hands on something that can help them achieve their goals, they’ll probably take it. Be careful around ESTJs – they may seem like they’re just trying to help, but they’re actually quite self-serving.

ISFP:

ISFPs are opportunistic and may be especially so when it comes to food. When you check the fridge and the red velvet cake that you’ve been saving goes missing, an ISFP probably took it. It probably disappeared down ISFP’s gullet. If you try to confront them, make sure to bring damning evidence because it would be almost nothing for them to deny and gaslight you till the cows come home.

ESFJ:

ESFJ is the type that is most likely to steal your friends. They are social creatures who naturally gravitate towards people. If you’re not careful, you’ll find yourself feeling left out and alone as they monopolize your friends’ time and attention.

ISTJ:

Cheap ISTJs looking to save money can take cheapness far beyond mere coupons and your usual 2 for 1 deals. ISTJs are the type that’s most likely to steal petty things like extra food from a buffet to take home or rolls of toilet paper from public restrooms or place of work. ISTJs can be very cheap and thrifty stockpiling more than their fair share of items that are otherwise free for the public to use. out of boredom.

ESFP:

For ESFPs, the thrill of the theft is often more important than the actual item being stolen. They may take something small and insignificant just for the sake of doing it. They’re also drawn to items that have a personal meaning to them, like a piece of jewelry or clothing that belonged to someone they know.

ISFJ:

ISFJ stole your trash. ISFJs have a strong sense of duty and take pride in keeping their homes clean and tidy. If they see your trash lying around, they might be tempted to pick it up and dispose of it for you. Only thing is, they might unintentionally mistake your origami post-it note collection as garbage.

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Jetta Moon

Jetta Moon is an artist, writer and astrology blogger with a passion for creativity and psychology. He is also an enthusiast of MBTI theory and loves to research and write about what he learns. Jetta's background in creative writing has helped develop a unique and insightful perspective on the zodiac, which he shares with readers of this blog.